FanFic by Kirei - Getting to the Point

Bounty

Asimov Solensan - 2,500,000 woolon
Head of a gang that deal eye-drop drugs. He took some of the best quality 'Bloody-Eye'. Then shot his own men and ran-off with 50 vials.

Synopsis

Aboard the Bebop, Spike and Jet are short on money as usual so Spike is willing to chase Asimov to Tijuana. A pretty girl gets him in trouble. But this is nothing new.

Quotes

"You don't call a meatless beef with bell peppers 'beaf with bell peppers' . . . do you?" --Spike
"Yes you do." --Jet
"No, you don't!" --Spike
"You do when you're broke!" --Jet

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"You,. 'Swimming Bird.' You shall meet a woman. You shall be targeted by that woman . . . and . . . death." --Bull
"Again. I see." --Spike Speigel
"Again?" --Bull
"I've already died once. Got killed by a woman." --Spike
"You take women too lightly." --Bull

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"I'm actually a wandering performer." --Spike
"I can't tell if you're for real or just joking." --Katarinal
"A lot of people say that about me." --Spike

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"Who are you?" --Katarina (Solensan's girl)
"An old-fashioned cowboy." --Spike
"A bounty hunter." --Katarina
"Good call." --Spike

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"We can't run anymore . . . There's no way we can get away . . . Adios." --Katarina

Bounty

Abdul Hakeem - 8,000,000 woolon
(As featured on Big Shot.) Stole a valuable test subject from a labratory.

Synopsis

Spike tracks Abdul to a seedy pet shop where they both find out the subject, a Welsh Corgy, is just a worthless mutt. Spike claims to hate animals but Ein likes Spike anyway. It doen't stop him from biting Spike's finger though.

Quotes

"Even if I overhaul this whole craft I'll have some change. Guess I'll go eat Peking Duck with it." --Spike
"As they say, don't count chickens before they hatch." --Jet
"I got this one nailed shut!" --Spike

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"I guess the Peking Duck has been overcooked." --Spike

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"A dog instead of a duck, huh?" --Jet

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"Man, I hate kids and critters. They're nothing but trouble!" --Spike

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"Didn't your grandma teach you to finish what you start?" --Jet
"She was dead before I was born." --Spike

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"If he thinks he can outrun me, he's welcome to try!" --Spike
"Don't get too hotheaded." --Jet
"What part of me is hotheaded?" --Spike

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"Shit! THIS is why I hate critters!" --Spike (losing his bounty to save the dog)

Bounty

Faye Valentine - 6,000,000 woolon
No bounty at first until Faye falls into their laps. Has a HUGE outstanding loan.

Synopsis

Faye Valentine gets trapped into helping a casino owner get a valuable computer chip embedded in a poker chip. Then Spike stumbles onto the scene and messes everything up without even knowing what it's all about.

Quotes

"You know the first rule of combat? To get the first attack." --Faye Valentine

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"I didn't know that the sure-shot and master of poker . . . the legendary female gambler Poker Alice was still alive." --Gordon(casino owner)
"If she was still alive sh'ed be 219 years old now." --Faye
"Of course. You don't look over 200. Besides, Alice never lost during her lifetime. She kept winning, without cheating." --Gordon

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"You shouldn't play. your eyes are too good for this. They'll kick us out if you win too much." --Jet
"Then don't bring me here." --Spike

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"I'm not lucky, nor am I nimble." --Spike
"Then what are you?" --Faye
"Generous." --Spike

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"Come on . . . Does this casino also run a fitness club?" --Spike (fighting with security guards)

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"What?" --Faye
"Well, we thought we were being immature. To leave a young woman in a place like this." --Jet
"You aren't thinking wierd thoughts, are you?" --Faye
"No. We thought we'd escort you to a place more considerate of your situation." --Jet
"Oh, and where would that be?" --Faye
"The police." --Jet and Spike

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"My family have always been 'Romanies,' wandering about in search of love. You don't know anything, do you? That's another term for gypsies! Everyone else, like you guys, with no pride in their lives are called 'Gorgio'." --Faye
"I'm fine with being a 'Gorgio'." --Spike

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"God we got one yappy woman here." --Jet

Target

Morgan - 1,500,000
After Morgan gets killed the new bounty is Twinkle Marie Murdoch - 25,000,000, the leader of a space environmental protection agency called The Space Warriors.

Synopsis

Once again, Spike and Jet stumble into something big. Faye recovers a vial from a destroyed ship. The vial is "Monkey Business", a virus that will revert humans to apes. In the end, Faye decides to be partners with Spike and Jet. Without asking.

Quotes

"This sea-rat used to be raised in the oceans of Ganymede. After the gates stabalized and food was no longer scarce. And so, now the ones in the wild get eaten by those who have a fancy for them." -Jet
"So, is it good?" --Spike
"It's totally disgusting." --Jet

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"When you're told not to open it, the more you want to . . . I didn't open it! This thing opened by itself!" --Faye

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"As they say, 'money makes the world go round'." --Faye
"They also say 'thieves have no compassion'." --Spike

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"I never trust anything thieves say." --Spike

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"So . . . this and that and no reward. All that work for nothing. Oh, don't look so down. We can make money next time. Well, I'll go take a shower." --Faye
"Next time? Make money? Hey, Jet, what did she just say?" --Spike
"Don't ask me. Just don't!" --Jet
"And she's off to take a shower without asking us . . . Hey, are we going to take all of this?" --Spike
"Don't tell me. Just don't!" --Jet
"Fine, I'll go tell her." --Spike

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"Should've seen that coming." --Jet

Bounty

Mao Yenrai - 28,000,000 woolon
Leader of the Red Dragon. However, Spike knew him once and owes him a favor or two. Spike goes after his true target, Mao's killer, Vicious.

Synopsis

Spike and Mao were friends once so Spike knows that Mao isn't the true target. It's Vicious, his old comrade, who sets a trap for him using Faye as bait. Spike shoots it out with Vicious and his gang in an abandoned cathedral. Memories of a mysterious woman punctuate Spike's fall from the cathedral's rose window

Quotes

"I don't feel up for this." --Jet Black

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"I'm taking off." --Spike
"Spike! Shit, I won't be responsible for you!" --Jet
"Roger that." --Spike

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"If it's not one, it's the other. Why do they all do everything as they please?" --Jet

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"Hey, isn't it bad for you to drink it in one shot, Annie?" --Spike
"You coming back to life is worse on me than this glass." --Annie
"What terrible treatment!" --Spike
"The words of the dead are meaningless!" --Annie

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"You're really going to come?" --Faye
"Dont worry. I'm not going there to save you." --Spike

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"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons. Isn't that right, Spike?" --Viscious
"I'm only watching a dream that I never awakened from." --Spike
"I'll wake you up right now." --Viscious
"Don't be so anxious, Viscious" --Spike

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"The same blood runs in you and me. The blood of a beast who wanders, desiring the blood of others." --Viscious
"I've bled all of that blood away." --Spike
"Then wy are you still alive?!" --Viscious.

Bounty

Giraffe - (reward unkown)
Giraffe is killed early on, but not before asking Spike for help.

Synopsis

Spike gets caught up in Giraffe's failed rescue attempt and is given a special ring. He thinks the blues child-prodigy, Wen, needs rescuing. Wrong. Wen is living outside of time and outside the law. Immortal. Indistructible. Spike sets him free.

Quotes

"Those who don't work don't eat. Go find your own food. Me? I'm okay. Women are grand by birth." --Faye(to Ein after eating the last of the dog food)

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"Damn, blues harp music is good. It's just as good as I thought." --Jet
"I thought you were a fan of JAZZ music?" --Spike
"Don't be stupid. I even warbled while I was sucking on my mother's milk." --Jet
"You were a pretty thoughtful kid." --Spike

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"I didn't know you were a fan of blues music." --Jet
"You're kidding me. I've lived only for the blues since I was in my dad's sac." --Fatty River (bounty hunter friend of Jet)

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"Who are you?" --Wen
"Someone suspicious." --Spike

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"Give me a break, you big klutz! You're lucky you got away with this little . . . since we don't have the money for a funeral." --Jet
"Sorry." --Spike

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"I don't know what will happen. It might explode the moment you shoot it in." --Jet
"That makes me excited." --Spike

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"Men are such idiots." --Faye

Bounty

Decker
With a 12,000,000 reward on his head, it's amazing that no one knows what he looks like. Only that he has a dragon tattoo. He's a bomber who manufactures and sells illegal explosives.

Synopsis

Faye and Spike (more or less) work together to find their latest target Decker. They get alot of help from the famous interplanetary truck driver, VT, who claims not to like bounty hunters. But her cat, Zeros, likes Spike and that's always a good sign.

Quotes

"Whaddayawant? You wanna get some?" --Faye's possible target
"I'd rather be the one that gives some." --Faye

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"So it's a bounty hunter's job to chase a woman's ass instead of a bounty?" --V.T.

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"Don't be so mistakable!" --Faye

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"Grudges over lost food aren't a pretty sight!" --Spike

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"What? Bean sprouts are good for you! . . . Give me a break! That's all we have!" --Jet (to Ein)

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"And what are you doing?" --VT
"Hitchhiking. My machine was vandalized." --Spike
"You really are a stupid . . ." --VT
" . . . lying, shameless, scum of a bounty hunter?" --Spike

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"How many bald people with glasses do you think there are in the universe?!" --Spike

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"I don't like this. I'm not one for delicate operations like this!" --Faye
"Quit whining. Let's hit it big!" --VT

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"At worst you screw up and die." --VT

Bounty

Huey, Louie and Dewey. - 1,500,000 woolon
Spike and Faye catch this nasty trio on the way to Venus.

Roco Bonnaro - 100,000 woolon
Bad timing means Spike starts a reluctant friendship with this not-so-bad guy before discovering he's part of a wanted gang.

Synopsis

Spike gives an impromptu lesson in his style of fighting for the persistant Roco Bonnaro. Then finds out that Bonnaro is part of a wanted gang and has stolen something worth 50 times his bounty. Does Spike still have that 'something beautiful' inside him that Stella claims to see?

Quotes

"That's all you get." - Spike
"I know that!" - Faye
"Depositing it at the casinos again?" - Spike
"Better than a bank!" - Faye

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"You got a little bit of mercy in ya, right?" - Roco
"I'm all out of that right now." - Spike

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"The flow is more important . . . not power. You have to be like the water. You get it?" - Spike
"Not one bit." - Roco

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"I'm nobody suspicious . . . That makes me sound even more suspicious, doesn't it?" - Spike

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"Sometimes you understand more when you can't see." - Stella

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"You're different. I can tell. Both you and Roco have something beautiful deep in you. It's hard to tell but it's there." - Stella
"Something beautiful, huh? I probably lost that long, long ago." - Spike

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"Don't screw up on your end." - Jet

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"Can't she be a little more elegant!?" - Spike (about Faye)

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"Hey . . if I knew you . . . earlier . . . Would we . . . have been . . . friends?" - Roco's last words

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"I never got to see Roco once with my own eyes . . . Hey, what was Roco really like?" - Stella
"You know without looking, right? He was a great guy. Just like the one you knew." - Spike

Bounty

Radical Edward - 8,000,000 woolon
The notorious hacker is also very mysterious. Jet's search reveals that he's
1) a huge guy - 2 meters tall - an ex-basketball player.
2)A child that loves horrible pranks.
3)A very beautiful and whimsical female hacker.
4)Gay
5)An alien

Synopsis

The crew of the Bebop visits Earth for a little RandR. But when mysterious drawings are made on Earth's surface by a rogue satelite, Jet Black and Faye Valentine join the hunt for the cunning hacker who may be responsible. Only Ed, who's obsessed with the Bebop and her crew, knows the truth about who's really responsible. Can she save her knew friend? And will Faye keep her promise?

Quotes

"I'm not the type to be led around by women." - Jet
"Then lead HER around." - Spike
"I'm even less the type to do that." - Jet

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"It's easier to divide 8 million between two than three." - Faye

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"Ed is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the fourth. Ed for short. Nice to meent you." - Ed

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"It's not hard, it's downright impossible. It's like playing baseball without a bat . . . Hey Spike!" - Jet
"That's the kind of stuff I like." - Spike

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"Once is enough." - Spike

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"Cheap ones are no good after all." - Jet

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"Why did it start doodling on the Earth with a laser all of a sudden?" - Jet
"I'm sure . . . that was because it got lonely." - Spike

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"Promises are made to be broken." - Faye

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"Hey Jet, did you know that there are three things that I hate?" - Spike
"Whatever . . ." - Jet
"Rugrats . . . beasts . . . and tomboys." - Spike
"Don't give me that! Why do we have all three neatly gathered here!?" - Jet

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"Ed loves Piyoko" - Ed

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"Really, nothing good comes outta Earth." - Jet

Bounty

Baker Panchorero - 800,000 - Bank Robber
He's already caught at the start, and being brought to Ganymede for the bounty.

Rhint Celonias - 1,800,000 - Murder
He ran, even though it was self-defence. Not a bright guy, is Rhint.

Synopsis

Jet Black faces some tough memories of a woman he once loved. She left just a single note of farewell and a watch that Jet carries as a token. Alisa wanted to make her own decisions, even if they were bad ones. And they are.

Quotes

"You guys are so obnoxious. Don't rush so much!" - Jet

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"Were you perhaps thinking about some woman in the past that cried over you? . . . or perhaps a woman that made YOU cry?" - Faye
"Didn't you hear my when I said you were being obnoxious?!" - Jet

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"There's no mistake. The top of your head's gotten rather lonely, but it's still Jet alright!" - Donelly

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"You're totally wrong if you think your old woman still thinks about you." - Faye
"You're totally wrong yourself if you think every other woman thinks like you." - Spike
"Justice and duty, duty, THREE O'CLOCK TEA!" - Ed

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"Really, men . . . are hopeless romantics." - Faye

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"I live and wander with a bunch of weirdos. And on top of it, I'm a bounty hunter now." - Jet

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"I don't need time that stands still. Farewell, Jet." - Alisa

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"I'm the Black Dog . . . Once I bite, I never let go." - Jet

Bounty

None. They're all pretty much broke and bored at the start of this session. Until something starts hunting THEM.

Synopsis

Each member of the crew has an important lesson to teach us. And a lesson to learn for themselves. Perhaps Spike's lesson is the most important one of all.

Quotes

Exploration, experimentation, exclamation.
Lights shine brightly in the many towns."